Movie Review: Little Fockers

The only reason we Red Boxed Little Fockers last weekend was because I’ve see the other two “Focker” movies and enjoyed them. I will start off by saying that this wasn’t a TERRIBLE movie (unlike Due Date), but it wasn’t great.

The movie follows Greg Focker (Ben Stiller) as a working dad of twins (which we assume are the result of Pamela’s [Teri Polo] pregnancy from the second movie) who is attempting to move to a new house, throw a birthday party for his kids, manage an insane new drug rep at his work, get his kids into private school, oh, and deal with his crazy father-in-law Jack (Robert DeNiro) who has just declared Greg “The GodFocker.” (hahahaha this is funny because DeNiro was in The Godfather and isn’t that a funny joke and we are all laughing and having fun).

If you haven’t seen the other two movies, don’t see this one. Just don’t. It won’t make sense and you’ll probably hate the characters. If you HAVE seen the other two, you’ll probably be disappointed in the characters as they have all become characatures of themselves. Jack is extra paranoid. Owen Wilson’s character is extra in love with Pam. Greg’s mom is extra into teaching about sex. It’s just over the top and incredibly unbelieveable.

I saw the first movie in this series, “Meet the Parents,” on a date in high school. While the movie was good, the date was not. Neither were the people sitting in the row in front of us who had someone in their group who didn’t understand all the jokes and needed them explained to her each time. (side note: WHY DO I REMEMBER THIS WITH SUCH CLARITY BUT I CANNOT REMEMBER WHERE I PUT MY KEYS?!?!?!?! And upon further refection, I actually remember this ENTIRE date, that’s how bad it was!)

I really enjoyed the first two movies, enough so that I own them. But I’m SO glad I only paid $1.07 to rent this movie instead of the $10 I would have spent in the theater. It was totally not worth that.

I will say I chuckled a few times, and it did hold my attention. But it wasn’t the most interesting, groundbreaking movie out there.

Final Score: C+

Final Thoughts: If you’ve seen the first two, you might as well see this one and wrap it all up. If you haven’t seen the first two, skip this one.

Movie Review: Due Date


This movie is going to be really hard for me to review. Because it sucked. Oh goodness did it suck.

Due Date stars Robert Downy Jr. (who I love) and Zach Galifinakis (who I also love) as two unlikely partners on a cross country road trip. They get into some hi-jinks. Crazy things happen. They get into accidents that would have likely killed them but they come out with just scratches.

I have no idea why I watched this entire movie. None. Maybe there was a part of me that thought it would get better? But no. Just when I thought it was almost done and it wasn’t going to get any dumber, someone gets shot in the leg. And steals a vehicle and office trailer thingy from the US/Mexican border with no repercussions. The cops that were chasing them just stopped chasing them. The jokes were dumb. The hi-jinks were dumb. The whole thing was just completely dumb.

I didn’t laugh. There were a couple moments in which I snorted, but no. I did not laugh. There was no redeeming quality of this movie. I really don’t even know what more I can say about this movie.

Final Score: F (This movie holds the honor of being the first one to be graded with an F)

Final Thoughts: Skip it. Save the $1.07 from Redbox or get something else. ANYTHING else.

Oh, I keep forgetting to post the winner from my post a week or so ago. Technically, I think there were only two comments that answered the prompt question and one suggested I see a movie that I’ve already seen and reviewed. But that’s OK, I still love that you all took the time and came over and comment :) And I counted ALL the entries. And the winner is Vicki! Vicki, contact me and I’ll hook you up with your $15 Amazon credit!

Flashback Friday: The Big Lebowski (1998)

I cannot think of a single time in my life that I have not used a quote from the movie The Big Lebowski to try and explain my emotions at that moment.

Ok, that statement might be a BIT of a stretch, but there is a kernel of truth in it. I’m CONSTANTLY quoting this movie.

“That rug really tied the room together.”

“Obviously you are not a golfer.”

“Dude. Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.”

“I am the walrus.” “Shut the eff up, Donny!”

“Donny, you’re out of your element!”

“I hate the effin Eagles, man!”

“The Dude abides.”

The list goes on and on.

There is nothing good about the plot of this movie. In fact, it took me five or six watches to get that the Big Lebowski set The Dude up. Everything awesome about this movie is in the conversations and the back and forth between the characters. In fact, in writing about this, I’m really hard pressed to think of what the actual plot of this movie is, short of The Dude gets his rug stolen, something about a marmot, they bowl, Tara Reid is in it, he drinks a lot of White Russians, and he goes in a really trippy acid trip. And something about nihilists and the fact that Walter sure as shit doesn’t effing roll on shomer Shabbos.

The Coen brothers did an awesome job about making a movie out of a dead-beat stoner who doesn’t actually do anything besides bowl and made it one of the greatest movies ever :)

And now, for your viewing pleasure, some of my favorite Big Lebowski videos from You Tube:


It’s a shot for shot recreation of a scene from the movie using only Miis. There are swears. And yes, I have all of these characters as Miis on my Wii.


This is every single time the F word was used in the movie. It’s over 2 minutes long. Definitely don’t watch with the kiddos.

I love this movie. I don’t think I’ll ever NOT love it. In fact, I think I’m going to go home this afternoon, wait for the Internet guy to come to the house, and watch this movie :)

Movie Review: Moneyball

I have not seen a movie that made me stop cold in my seat in a very long time. I was completely amazed that the new Brad Pitt movie, Moneyball, did just that. (Also, I’m totally gonna flex my baseball knowledge muscles with this post. If baseball ain’t your thing, skip a few paragraphs. I’ll explain why you’ll like this movie, too.)

Moneyball is the true(ish) story of how Billy Beane changed the sport of baseball. The movie opens at the end of the Oakland A’s 2001 season. They lost game 5 of the first round to the damn Yankees who had the highest payroll in all of baseball. During that off-season, the A’s lost their three top players, Jason Giambi, Johnny Damon, and some other dude that I’ve never heard of before so I don’t really care that I forgot his name. All three were given HUGE sums of money to leave the A’s. And the A’s? Well, they had the lowest payroll in all of baseball.

Billy Beane (Pitt) was charged with building a winning team with just pennies. Previously, good teams were essentially bought. You have guys who on the surface play well, hit home runs, looks pretty. They become the face of the franchise and as a result, get paid a lot of money. But after meeting with and talking to Peter Brand (Jonah Hill), a baseball statistician, Beane realized they were looking at the wrong qualities in players.

Beane threw out the old way of scouting players based on surface qualities, and started getting players based on their statistics. In baseball today, there seems to be freakin stats for everything under the sun. Shoot, there’s a stat out there that essentially shows a player’s worth. It tells how many points overall that player cost the team, or added to the team. SHEESH! But back in 2001, stats were just something to look at, but not study, and certainly not build a ball team around.

With this new tactic and new team, the A’s went on to have an American League record 20 wins in a row and they got themselves into the playoffs again. (Honestly, these aren’t spoilers. This is a true story. You can find the record pretty easily online, so don’t give me any crap about ruining the movie for you.) (And while I won’t reveal exactly how they did in the playoffs, I will say that as a Minnesota baseball fan, it was a great ending ;) )And they did it all with the very lowest payroll in baseball.

**Non-baseball fans, start reading here!**

This movie? Was awesome. I was expecting it to be good based on some of the reviews I’d read, but I was NOT expecting the high caliber cinema I was presented with. This wasn’t a baseball movie, despite all evidence to the contrary. This was a movie about management, about taking risks, learning from your mistakes. There was about 10 total minutes of actual baseball playing in this movie. The movie was about the story of the A’s management in 2002 and how playing the game of baseball was changed.

And the cinematography? Seriously. I was astounded. You know in dramatic parts in movies, there’s the dramatic music which is how you know something dramatic is happening? This movie didn’t have that. Instead, in dramatic parts there was complete and utter silence. Your focus was solely on what was happening on the screen. It was so quiet in that theater. Everyone was captivated. No one even rustled their popcorn bags or took a sip of pop. You could have heard a pin drop. My heart? Was racing. I’d never been so invested in a scene in a movie like I was right then.

Director Bennett Miller took what could have been a boring, documentary-like movie about the front offices of a baseball team and turned it into a captivating story that can hook even the most casual of baseball fans. Not since Field of Dreams have I seen a baseball movie this awesome (and I didn’t end up a snotty, bawling mess at the end like I do when I watch Field of Dreams!).

Now, when I said this was a true(ish) movie, what I meant was the director took some creative licence with the story. For more, here’s Tim with the explanation about the way the manager, Art Howe (Philip Seymour Hoffman), was portrayed:

Real-life Oakland manager Art Howe had some objections to how he was portrayed in Moneyball. For example, in one scene, Billy Beane is shown telling reliever Mike Magnante that he’s been cut. In real life, it was Howe who had to tell him that – just two weeks before Magnante was to become eligible for a full pension. Also, Beane is shown telling his players himself what the new strategy would be – keep taking walks, don’t try to steal bases, etc. These are instructions that would have been given to the manager to tell the players. Howe didn’t like that strategy – he felt it flew against baseball tradition, which was kind of the point – but he followed it.
Final Score: A+
Final Thoughts: Though this is a sports movie, there’s a lot more to it that even non-sports fans will enjoy. The cinematography alone is reason enough to see this flick. So definitely check it out! You won’t be sorry!

Fall TV: My thoughts so far

WARNING! This post may contain spoilers. Read with caution.

Last week was the start of most prime time TV shows. I will tell you that I was NOT disappointed by anything!

For my Monday shows, I settled in for some How I Met Your Mother. Tim and I had quite the debate as to who Barney will be marrying. He thinks Robin (and after last night’s episode I may be inclined to agree), but it could be Nora! I think: BARNEY?? MARRIED??

I’m super excited about Marshall and Lily being pregnant and I can’t wait for the baby :) I can’t help but wonder how they’ll all stay close when they will be at home with the baby and Ted, Robin, and Barney will still be at the bar? Well, they made it work on Friends, I’m sure it will work here!

I also watched Two and a Half Men. As much as I liked Ashton Kutcher (and WHOA do I like Ashton Kutcher) I don’t think it was interested enough to keep watching. I hear it was pretty good for long time fans of the show, but since this was actually the first episode I’ve seen, I just didn’t care as much. But I’m slightly more inclined to watch reruns … at least the reruns with Ashton.

On Tuesday I watched The New Girl. That was CUTE! I loved it and want to watch more of it, so I’ll definitly be tuning in tonight. Shocker discovery: The Wayans Brothers have a whole new generation in acting. Damon Wayans JUNIOR (who, BTW, looks just like his dad) was in the pilot, but he will not be returning, unfortunately. He shot two pilots for two different shows, and the other one got picked up before this one, so he picked that one. I wonder if they’ll just move on and pretend that guy never existed?

Another thing about that show, as we were watching, I kept telling Tim, “This HAS to have been written by a woman!” It was witty without being gross, sexy without being slutty, and just overall cute! Turns out, I was right. Although I am concerned that it might get TOO mushy and cutesy and lose its charm after a while, but for now, I’ll keep watching.

Modern Family did NOT disappoint on Wednesday! I was, again, rolling on the floor with laughter. They certainly have earned all those Emmys! I can’t wait to see how the adoption process goes for Cam and Mitchell for their boy. I couldn’t help but love that they had to “butch up” their adoption book. I mean, glitter and pop-ups can only go so far, LOL!!

Up All Night was pretty funny, too! I think I’m going to like that show a lot! I’ll be watching again this week.

The Big Bang Theory was … well … meh. The plot just kinda died and there’s no real direction any more. I have no idea what the plans are for this season, but I wasn’t a fan. This may be the season it jumps the shark.

The Office was funny enough. I like James Spader as the new CEO, and honestly, I think Andy will make a GREAT regional manager! But, again, the plot was kinda meh. It seems like they are struggling to stay above air right now. It just doesn’t have the same OOMPH any more.

So there ya have it. My impressions after one week! And this Friday Tim and I have a rare date night planned, so we’ll be heading to the theater to catch a flick! Leave a comment about what movie we should see this weekend and review for you next week, and you  could win $15 to spend at Amazon ;)

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